Father’s Day Special. The first Sunday of September is that one day of the year when dads can get away with their brand of humour. For the rest of the year, they are met with an eye roll or a half-sneer.
As a tribute, Perth Now The Sunday Times ran a collection of what they dubbed the best dad jokes in WA, contributed by readers. All fathers are hereby allowed to torture their children with these. But please, just once.
At school, I was always excellent at spelling bees… It was all the other words that I had trouble with. What did one pencil say to another? ‘You’re looking sharp!’
Have you heard the rumour going around about butter? ‘Aw, never mind, don’t spread it.’ The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
I used to be a banker. Then I lost interest.
And why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.
What is Forrest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forrest1
Source: Perth Now, The Sunday Times. September 6, 2015.
perthnow.com.au
